i am the antichrist

lmao! so, supposedly, britney spears tried to kill herself. okay, i'll post the article, but it's just too ridiculous to be true. for starters, without even knowing the context of the article, you know it's fake, because it's from the enquirer and news of the world. but, even after reading it, some source is quoting as saying something about the staff at the damn rehab center that she's at didn't know what to do when she tried to kill herself. um, it's a rehab center. they are trained to deal with everything. but, when you think about that, it almost has a ring of truth to it. i don't see how someone could make up such a stupid lie.

I AM THE ANTICHRIST, I AM FAKE, SCREAMS SUICIDAL BRITNEY SPEARS
It's being reported that Britney Spears has attempted to kill herself again. This time makes the third suicide attempt in two weeks if the reports are true.

The reports now claim that Britney Spears tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a sheet. According to a source who spoke to News Of The World, "She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt."

She reportedly wrote the numbers '666' on her bare head and ran around Promises clinic in Malibu, California, shouting, "I am the Antichrist" and "I am fake."

A source also claims that Britney Spears is trying to persuade Kevin Federline to have another child with her. Yikes! We doubt Federline feels the same way, as he previously denied Britney access to their two sons until she got help for her behavior. The source says, "She has been talking to Kevin every night for hours on the phone, telling him she still loves him. She just wants to be with him again."

It has been alleged Britney's unpredictable behaviour has been caused by crystal meth, a drug Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie was once hooked on.